Fire on the Mountain « The Hollywood Hermit

We checked into our hotel in Kona just in time to register for their luau, which sounded super cheesy â€" Firenesia! â€" but how could I visit Hawaii for the first time and not go to a luau? Especially since the Kozlet is crazy about hula .... It reminded me of a myth I had just read in our new book. Pele was with her sister Kapo, when the hog-man demigod Kamapua'a decided he wanted her. Kapo, quite conveniently, had a detachable vagina, and to save her sister she threw it ...