sarahtales: Scott and Sarah On the Road

What am I going to do? MY BOOK HAS NO PICTURES IN IT. I thought I could do a reading- SCOTT: No! Readings are boring. SARAH: Oh oh my God. Is there a fainting couch in this hotel...? We added three of my covers to the slideshow, and I used the Japanese ... No, these lovely people have already put up with all my terrible jokes and are now about to get the full force of my lameness one-on-one. They do not need to see me signing books with clotted cream in my eyelashes. ...